Yeah, Good Luck With That

All that carefully crafted 'the BNP aint racist' bollocks, how's that going Nick?

British National Party (BNP) chairman Nick Griffin has defended a party leaflet which says that black Britons and Asian Britons "do not exist".

The BNP's "Language and Concepts Discipline Manual" says the term used should be "racial foreigners".

In a BBC interview, Mr Griffin said to call such people British was a sort of "bloodless genocide" because it denied indigenous people their own identity.

A couple of years ago Channel 4 showed a documentary called 100% English which featured such illustrious individuals as Gary Bushell and Carole Thatcher outlining their own prohibitive conditions under which a person should be allowed to define themselves as English. Mostly the criteria seemed to revolve around not having any dusky skintones or speakers of exotic languages in your family tree. Hilarity ensued when they discovered a whole bunch of foreign in their recent ancestry and subsequently, under their own definitions, could no longer claim to be English.

When will the mass DNA screenings to seek out these perpetrators of the ridiculously monikered 'bloodless genocide' commence? Obviously it must be a matter of the utmost importance to the nation that these murderous 'racial foreigners' be identified and 'voluntarily repatriated' as soon as possible. Perhaps Mr Griffin will be prepared to have his own genetic history investigated, you know, just to make sure he's not, a-hem, one of them coloureds foreign sorts that have been slowly murdering all those 'indigenous' Germanic Anglo-Saxons, Frenchy Normans, Vikings and their mixed-up descendants through the years, what with their incessant being brown and whatnot.

100 dollars to get the ball rolling.

[Hat-Tip Rhetorically Speaking]