Thursday 9 April 2009

Totally Unrelated Events

Sometimes you read a newspaper and you find stories like these;

The Telegraph, 2001
'Man of principles' dies of heart attack after robbery
....we are treating this as a murder inquiry.


Daily Mail, 2007
Pensioner dies of heart attack from shock of doorstep robbery
...The Metropolitan police have launched a murder investigation into her death


The Times, 2007
Children stoned man to death as he played with son, court is told
...A gang of children aged as young as 10 stoned a father who died of a heart attack as he played cricket with his son
...They are jointly responsible for this attack and jointly responsible for his death



I reckon PC Shovemaniac might want to get himself a lawyer.

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